This was Mark's first TV series and differs quite a bit in style from subsequent series in that each show covered lots of topics with lots of little stunts (often quite silly ones) whereas later series tended to limit the subject matter of each show to one or two items. The first series also contains more "stand-up" like material than subsequent shows. Not that the other series aren't funny, but Series 1 shows Mark's stand-up roots more clearly than the rest.
 Series 1 - MTCP - 6 Shows |
| Show 1 - MPs Antics - Sponsored by Court Joinery "home of the dovetail joint" |
| MPs Morals |
 After the Scott report, Mark wonders what it takes for these people to resign? |
| Mark used to think that politicians were so bent, the press could make up headlines even more than they do. |
| "Saddam Hussein bribing MPs with hamsters up the bum for via Jordan for coke and rent-boy scandal in the Houses of Parliament" and wait for one of them to go "Yeah, I did that". |
| Mark invites some folk to a talk show. |
| Gerry Hayes MP. Mark asks him to wear the "Nobby the knob" costume to prove that MPs are willing to talk seriously but not be an old crusty fart. |
| He doesn't like the idea and doesn't he bang on about it. |
| You could actually have a front page picture of John Major hanging out of the back of a 13-year old virgin with a goat's head mask on and the headline would be "Tut, not again." |
| Mark asks Sir Cranley Onslow MP how important is public standards. He says that any MP that doesn't realise he is in the public eye is a fool. |
| Back to Chat show with Seb Coe. Asks him to show his bottom. Asks to draw his constituency on a female assistant (he refuses). |
| Gets a couple of MPs to draw their constituencies on Jo's tummy. |
| David Martin agrees to have his bottom photographed (without dropping his kecks) |
| Mark lives in Brixton and he was reading the press the day after the riots. The press tried to make out it was organised, which is impossible. You can't organise a riot, otherwise its not a riot, it's a party. |
| They said that the riots were about looting and personal gain, but that's rubbish. Look at the places they looted; The Body Shop! The 7/11! There is only one reason for going in the 7/11 - "I'm stoned... Bright lights... Doughnuts!" |
| Mark rings up the Labour party press office and asks if there is an MP who would be prepared to be interviewed on the toilet. |
| Mark (In orange puffa jacket) visits George Galloway at home. He does the interview on the toilet. |
| Margaret Hodge doesn't. |
| Tory party are 15 million in debt. Organises a jumble sale for them, starting with a famous pair of underpants that he stole from Simon Hughes. The Torython! |
| Simon Hughes goes clubbing at the Ministry Of Sound apparently, he shows Mark some of his moves, turning his lounge into a smoke filled disco in the process. |
| Mark lambasts the style of TV news shows, especially the Big Breakfast and local news programmes. |
| There's a cable station called Mirror Live TV they have the News Bunny, a bloke dressed up in a rabbit costume that sits behind the news reader and gives the news the thumbs-up or thumbs-down. |
| Mark attempts to kidnap the News Bunny by "The Army Rabbit Faction". Certainly gives him a bit of a beating. Mark goes in as the replacement bunny. they refuse, Mark is not a happy bunny. |
| Credits |
| Written and performed by: MARK THOMAS |
| Graphics: WISE & KORMELINK |
| Animation: DEREK MOGFORD |
| Music: MARK JEFFERIS |
| Researchers: DOMINIC ENGLISH, DOMINIC JOLY |
| Cameras: PETER EDWARDS, DAVE EVANS, SIMON HARDING, SHELLY KINGSTON |
| Location Cameras: MARK JEROME, ANDY HOLLIS, LYNN MITCHELL, DREW SEYMOUR |
| Sound: KEITH NIXON, MARK POUND |
| Gaffer: FRITZ HENRY |
| Make-up: VANESSA WHITE |
| Props: SALLY GRAY |
| Sound Mixing: HACKENBACKER |
| Filmed at: THE BANANA CABARET AT THE BEDFORD ARMS, BALHAM |
| First Assistant: DAVID DOWNING |
| Associate Producer: VIVIENNE CLORE |
| Production Accountant: TOBY WARD |
| Production Assistant: SUZANNE DE EMMONY |
| Production Co-ordinator: SARAH ALABASTER |
| Director of Photography: ROB KITZMANN |
| Editor: COLIN GREEN |
| Production Managers: JENNY HAY, PAT LEES |
| Producer: GEOFF ATKINSON |
| PRODUCTION FOR CHANNEL FOUR |
| © Channel Four Television Corporation MCMXCVI |
| Show 2 - McDonalds - Sponsored by Supertone records. |
| Britain is the Bolton Wanders of the economic league |
| The UK came 18th in an economic league table. Other countries think Britain is a 3rd world country, middle class Indians come to Britain to find themselves. You see them walking round in shell suits going "I love ethnic dress, I really do". |
| Work fair recently brought in which means people have to work for their dole money. This is preposterous, it presupposes that people on the dole haven't got jobs already! |
| Export licence to Iraq |
| Mark attempts to get a tank, thinly disguised as an ice cream van, out to Iraq. |
| First take the tank around to the home of William Waldegrave who relaxed the guidelines on arms to Iraq. He tells Mark he's very near the libel laws and tells him to go away. |
| Bizarre watching the Scott report vote. "We've had a vote on whether we lied or not and we won the vote so we didn't. |
| Wouldn't it be good if you could get all law cases treated like that. At the end of the case the judge could say "Ignore the jury, defendant, did you do it?" "No", "All right, off you go." |
| ECGD |
| There's a thing called the Export Credit Guarantee Loan scheme where if you're selling guns abroad and the person you're selling to defaults on payment, you will be paid from a pool of taxpayers money. |
| Saddam Hussein defaulted on orders worth £652 million which effectively means every person in the UK gave him a tenner. |
| Next take the tank to the DTI and try to get "The armour plated Mr Whippy" to Iraq. They suggest he writes in. |
| Fails at a few more places to so tries 10 Downing Street to ask to see Kenneth Clark. Tries Customs & Excise and tells them that he's going to get a student on holiday to drive it over. Gets an export form for it. |
| British rail |
| Have had 3 accidents in the last year with trains travelling in the opposite direction ending up on the same track. |
| Management said they knew they were going to crash before they crashed butt they couldn't contact the driver! Even the IRA can phone in a warning! |
| Now it's privatised it's really going to improve. |
| MacDonalds |
| Mark meets a media relationship manager at MacDonalds |
| Then go through the drive through in a burger van and orders 100 burgers at 49 pence each, parks it up opposite the MacDonalds and starts selling them at 30p. |
| MacDonalds staff say they are on their property and ask them to move on |
| Next up return with clowns in a clown car "Fun is crucial at MacDonald's". |
| Bloke at MacDonalds isn't happy though |
| They're clowns, I wanted to get them a happy meal/ |
| Checked with Wandsworth council about the MacDonalds claim about the pavement. Guess what, they told a McFib. |
| Time to return to the drive-through with a tank. |
| And again with some cows to get them some bean burgers. |
| And then with a blues band to find out they've been banned from MacDonalds. Proceed to play "The Banned by MacDonald's Blues" |
| Credits |
| Written and performed by: MARK THOMAS |
| Graphics: WISE & KORMELINK |
| Additional McMayhem by CHAOS UK, SONNY POSSETTE, R VARGA |
| Music: MARK JEFFERIS |
| Researchers: DOMINIC ENGLISH, DOMINIC JOLY |
| Cameras: PETER EDWARDS, DAVE EVANS, SIMON HARDING, SHELLY KINGSTON |
| Location Cameras: ANDY HOLLIS, DREW SEYMOUR |
| Sound: KEITH NIXON, MARK POUND |
| Gaffer: FRITZ HENRY |
| Make-up: VANESSA WHITE |
| Sound Mixing: HACKENBACKER |
| Filmed at: THE BANANA CABARET AT THE BEDFORD ARMS, BALHAM |
| First Assistant: DAVID DOWNING |
| Associate Producer: VIVIENNE CLORE |
| Production Accountant: TOBY WARD |
| Production Assistant: SUZANNE DE EMMONY |
| Production Co-ordinator: SARAH ALABASTER |
| Director of Photography: ROB KITZMANN |
| Editor: COLIN GREEN |
| Production Managers: JENNY HAY, PAT LEES |
| Series Producer: JOANNA BERESFORD |
| Producer: GEOFF ATKINSON |
| Director: ANDY DE EMMONY |
| PRODUCTION FOR CHANNEL FOUR |
| © Channel Four Television Corporation MCMXCVI |
| Show 3 - Standing as an MP - Sponsored by The Cafe out on the common |
| Story about childbirth |
| The official size the Cervix dilates to is "For fucks sake, no!" And that's etric and imperial. |
| Politics boring? |
| Ruling class love you if you think politics is boring. |
| Mark goes to the Conservative party conference. Demonstrators outside, still as popular as a shit milkshake. |
| Speaks to Malcolm Rifkind about Portillo's speech the previous day. |
| Mark points out his Rifkind's mega-dandruff. |
| Ruling classes vision of Britain. |
| This vision is useless, what's the point of teaching upper class history if you live on a council estate in Glasgow? |
| The good thing about it is that working class people will turn up to upper class events like Henley. Thousands of Pedalos full of dogs and kids and ice boxes, smoking woodbines and singing Chas and Dave songs. |
| Mark used to be working class, is ow middle class, it's so much better. So middle class that they're thinking of voting Labour. |
| Hemsworth by_election, February 1996 |
| Mark stands as candidate (Channel 4 Friday night party) |
| Asks for some adovice from Arthur Scargill who tells Mark he can still get free treatment for his condition on the NHS. Mark goes off him after being patronised so much. |
| One of Mark's election promises is that he will hit Jeremy Beadle in the face. Another is to shove Michael Howard's face into a blender. |
| Has a chat with John Prescott |
| Slogan: Vote for Mark Thomas if you want to shag Cindy Crawford". |
| And many others... |
| Mark Lord Fraser how he empathises with the people of Hemsworth. |
| Mark goes to apologise the fact that they are trivialising the democratic process to the Labour party candidate. |
| Lots of stand up about middle/working class. |
| Mark tries to explain policies to David Dewar MP. |
| He's not really interested |
| New donations for the Torython to help support the party that are 15 million in debt. |
| Another shoe |
| A broken Thermos |
| Books about Social class, Imperialism and how the trade unions selll you out |
| Mark reads out some of his manifesto from Hemsworth |
| Decide whether Britain joins Europe with a sudden death darts playoff between Helmut Kohl and Barbara Windsor (the only true Windsor!). |
| The royal family shall be scaled down to the Russian style monarchy |
| Hemsworth to be twinned with itself to cut down on costly foreign trips |
| Mark campaigns for people not to vote for him but to vote for the Labour party candidate, John Trickett. Follows him around his campaign annoying him with a megaphone. |
| Mark reckons it should be legal to hit MPs, breathalyse them... |
| ...and kill whoever is Prime minister after 6 months. |
| At the polling station he meets a lovely voter who thinks Mark is barmy. Turns out he used to be the local MP. |
| Dominic Sean won. Mark got 122 votes |
| Lord Sutch was standing as well (he usually did at by-elections) |
| Credits |
| Written and performed by: MARK THOMAS |
| Graphics: WISE & KORMELINK |
| Title Music: MARK JEFFERIS |
| Researchers: DOMINIC ENGLISH, DOMINIC JOLY |
| Cameras: PETER EDWARDS, DAVE EVANS, ANDY HOLLIS, SHELLY KINGSTON |
| Location Cameras: DREW SEYMOUR |
| Sound: KEITH NIXON, LEE GABREL |
| Gaffer: FRITZ HENRY |
| Make-up: VANESSA WHITE |
| Sound Mixing: HACKENBACKER |
| Filmed at: THE BANANA CABARET AT THE BEDFORD ARMS, BALHAM |
| First Assistant: DAVID DOWNING |
| Associate Producer: VIVIENNE CLORE |
| Production Accountant: TOBY WARD |
| Production Assistant: SUZANNE DE EMMONY |
| Production Co-ordinator: SARAH ALABASTER |
| Director of Photography: ROB KITZMANN |
| Editor: COLIN GREEN |
| Production Managers: JENNY HAY, PAT LEES |
| Series Producer: JOANNA BERESFORD |
| Producer: GEOFF ATKINSON |
| Director: ANDY DE EMMONY |
| PRODUCTION FOR CHANNEL FOUR |
| © Channel Four Television Corporation MCMXCVI |
| Show 4 - Yorkshire Water and CEWAP - Sponsored by Tony and Errol, Gentlemen's Hairdressers |
| Stand-up - Yorkshire Water |
| About Britishness plans to teach it in schools |
| Mark does a scandal tour of London with a bus load of Japanese tourists in the snow... |
| ... in an open-topped bus. |
| Stops off at places where famous scandals have taken place. |
| And about Northern Ireland and the Ulster Unionists |
| Bus tour visits Jonathan Aitken's house |
| and where David Mellor had an affair with an actress |
| and where Stephen Milligan died. |
| A drought in Yorkshire in March? |
| Mark takes a gift from the people of Ethiopia to Yorkshire Water |
| A tanker full of water... |
| And a single... a parody of "do they know it's Christmas" titled "don't they know it's bath-time in Rotherham". |
| Yorkshire Water don't want the water (probably too embarrassed) they say "they doubt the sincerity of the gesture". So Mark has to dump the water |
| CEWAP |
| Conditionally Exempt Works of Art list |
| If you inherit a work of art you get to defer paying inheritance tax by putting it on the list. |
| Estimate half a billion tax not being paid on 15,000 works of art on the list |
| If you put stuff on the list, the public have got the right to see it. Time for some fun. |
| Phones up a very confused sounding Earl Haigh and asks to see a painting. |
| Asks for refreshments for a small group of people (about 50) |
| Agrees to having a bouncy castle outside while the visitors look at the paintings on their own. |
| More stand up about gay men in the army. |
| Nicholas Soames has an item on the list. A three-tier mahogany buffet with partially-reeded slender ballister uprights. |
| Mark and 70 other art lovers individually wrote in asking to see it. He's agreed for sometime in May at Christie's. |
| Sir Evelyn De Rothschild has a rather lovely Gainsborough which Mark and some friends went to see, dressed up as fruit, animals and various panto characters. |
| But they don't get in to see it (though one of the party, a certain Dom Joly) did get in to see it and reckoned it was well worth seeing. |
| Torython |
| Donation of a porcelain cow |
| Some T-Shirts made up "Hungry and second homeless, please help". |
| A mint tin and a steamy book |
| Stand-up |
| Britishness and Patriotism again |
| Boy racing with the Isle of White |
| Credits |
| Written and performed by: MARK THOMAS |
| Graphics: WISE & KORMELINK |
| Animation: PETER WESTERN |
| Title Music: MARK JEFFERIS |
| Yorkshire Music song: MUSIC BY DESIGN |
| Researchers: DOMINIC ENGLISH, DOMINIC JOLY |
| Cameras: PETER EDWARDS, DAVE EVANS, SIMON HARDING, SHELLY KINGSTON |
| Location Cameras: ANDY HOLLIS, DREW SEYMOUR |
| Sound: KEITH NIXON, MARK POUND, LEE GABREL |
| Gaffer: FRITZ HENRY |
| Make-up: VANESSA WHITE |
| Sound Mixing: HACKENBACKER |
| Filmed at: THE BANANA CABARET AT THE BEDFORD ARMS, BALHAM |
| Associate Producer: VIVIENNE CLORE |
| Production Accountant: TOBY WARD |
| Production Assistant: SUZANNE DE EMMONY |
| Production Co-ordinator: SARAH ALABASTER |
| Director of Photography: ROB KITZMANN |
| Editor: COLIN GREEN |
| Production Managers: JENNY HAY, PAT LEES |
| Series Producer: JOANNA BERESFORD |
| Producer: GEOFF ATKINSON |
| Director: ANDY DE EMMONY |
| PRODUCTION FOR CHANNEL FOUR |
| © Channel Four Television Corporation MCMXCVI |
| Show 5 - MI5 and Crucifixion - Sponsored by Big Chef Chinese restaurant |
| Crucifixion |
| Mark met a Tory (Elizabeth Peacock) who believes the way to stop crime is to publicly lash offenders on the national lottery show. |
| Mark puts some questions to her at a public meeting, suggests they flog people on an earlier programme so kids could see it, maybe Blue Peter. |
| Suggests bringing back crucifixion, she agrees, though it might be further to the right than anything she suggested. |
| MI6 (or MI5) |
| Mark visits the new building at Vauxhall Cross to try and find out if it really is the MI6 HQ. The MOD Police forced them to cover up the identities of everyone in the film. |
| Mark goes in to reception and asks them but the staff there are not allowed to tell them. |
| They say it is an FCO building and that's all they will say. |
| Lots of the public seem to think it's the MI5 building. |
| Mark leaves them an MI6 nameplate to put up on the building. |
| Mark does a Bob Dylan impression with messages on cards held up to the CCTV cameras |
| Can we talk? |
| Are you MI6? |
| We promise not to tell anyone |
| Move right for "Yes" |
| Move left for "No" |
| Is Q in? |
| Do you want to play a game? How about I-Spy? |
| I spy with my little eye, something beginning with "M" |
| Are you MI6? |
| MI5? |
| MFI? |
| MGM? |
| Carpet Warehouse? |
| Then stand outside with a megaphone and a sandwich board with the words "This is MI6" |
| Then proceed to project MI6 on the outside of the building from across the river (I think this bit was faked) |
| Toython donations |
| Incontinence pads |
| egg white |
| A cheque for a quid |
| A canister of goat droppings |
| Torython jumble sale to take place 11 o'clock, Monday 25th March on College Green |
| Columbian embassy phone call |
| Trying to get a group of diplomats together to rob the Peckham Halifax as they can't be prosecuted because of diplomatic immunity |
| Stand-up |
| Anne Widdecombe chained up prisoners giving birth |
| Football for beginners |
| Mark and Dom Joly play football around Kensington Palace dressed up as schoolboys and manage to kick their ball over the wall. |
| Stand-up |
| Bloke in Sheffield got 5 years for graffitti-ing. Folk round here like their concrete grey. |
| Football for beginners |
| This time it's Wormwood Scrubs |
| Stand-up |
| Why don't the police use non-violent tactics like Gandhi? |
| French police caught Carlos the Jackal it took them 20 years. We would have found him in 6 months. We'd have found the wrong person, but we would have found him. |
| Football for Beginners |
| 10 Downing Street they are threatened with arrest. They get their ball back but are warned that they could be shot for kicking a ball over the wall of the prime minister's residence. Mark and Dom get the giggles. |
| Laws |
| Too many new laws. When they make climbing up trees at Newbury illegal we should say "can we have prostitution and dope back". |
| You have to legalise prostitution as then they can form a union and sponsor an MP. At the next conference Frank Dobson speaking on behalf of the amalgamated rent boys, slags and slappers |
| Have to legalise dope to see which sport they sponsor. Can't be anything too racy, crown green bowling? |
| Bloke got imprisoned for growing dope and of course there are no drugs in prison! |
| Football for beginners |
| Buckingham Palace next, they get their ball back |
| Solving crime |
| Mark knows how to prevent crime, especially in inner cities. |
| 65% of crime is committed by people trying to get money for drugs |
| Give them the drugs, good drugs. You can't burgle people's houses on good drugs, he knows, he's tried. You can't find your house keys. |
| You think you are a key |
| Before you go to sleep tonight, leave a joint out for the burglar |
| You might not hear them when they break in, but you will smell what they're cooking |
| Caught in the act video |
| Contains CCTV footage of muggings, armed robbery made by Barrie Gording. See how he likes it. |
| They follow him around with a film crew all day. |
| He goes up to the film crew outside his house and asks them which TV station but they don't respond |
| He doesn't like having his privacy invaded! He told one of Mark's researchers over lunch about it. |
| Credits |
| Written and performed by: MARK THOMAS |
| Graphics: WISE & KORMELINK |
| Animation: PETER WESTERN |
| Title Music: MARK JEFFERIS |
| Yorkshire Music song: MUSIC BY DESIGN |
| Researcher: DOMINIC JOLY |
| Cameras: PETER EDWARDS, DAVE EVANS, SIMON HARDING, SHELLY KINGSTON |
| Location Cameras: DREW SEYMOUR, LYNN MITCHEL |
| Sound: KEITH NIXON, MARK POUND, LEE GABREL |
| Gaffer: FRITZ HENRY |
| Make-up: VANESSA WHITE |
| Sound Mixing: HACKENBACKER |
| Filmed at: THE BANANA CABARET AT THE BEDFORD ARMS, BALHAM |
| Associate Producers: VIVIENNE CLORE, DOMINIC ENGLISH |
| Production Accountant: TOBY WARD |
| Production Assistant: SUZANNE DE EMMONY |
| Production Co-ordinator: SARAH ALABASTER |
| Director of Photography: ROB KITZMANN |
| Editors: COLIN GREEN, TRACEY JURY |
| Production Managers: JENNY HAY, PAT LEES |
| Series Producer: JOANNA BERESFORD |
| Producer: GEOFF ATKINSON |
| Director: ANDY DE EMMONY |
| PRODUCTION FOR CHANNEL FOUR |
| © Channel Four Television Corporation MCMXCVI |
| Show 6 - Race bet and wealth - Sponsored by me! Coming to you on a shoestring from the heart of Streatham |
| The bet |
| For the last show Mark bets the show's budget (£8,500) on a horse race at Doncaster. |
| If he wins it's going to be a fantastic show, if he loses the show will be done from the director's living room. |
| Put's the money on Rebel County in the Mark Thomas Chum special Handicap race for 3 year olds over 7 Furlongs. Rebel County starts at 6-1 odds. |
| Rebel County doesn't place. |
| Andy's Lounge |
| It is exhilarating putting £10,000 of someone else's money on a race and watching it go down the toilet, like a drug |
| Mark is sure this is why the queen looks so good at the races. |
| Banks |
| Banks are just gambling with their customers money |
| Mark calls to ask the vital statistics of the Chairman of Lloyds of London |
| He's about 5' 3", medium build, but he doesn't get much further |
| British Economy |
| Is fucked, Heseltine's solution was to get small firms to pay their bills late. |
| Not much of a plan or an economic theory is it? |
| Also a plan to get big firms to pay their bills on time, not by introducing legislation, but by embarrassing them? |
| British Gas |
| Mark takes a cheque for £100 to give to the retiring chairman of British Gas, Cedric Brown if he'll come down to reception to collect it. He refuses. |
| Tries again with a cheque for £1000, still doesn't want it. |
| £10,000 cheque? Nope. Cedric Brown is so rich that he won't walk down a flight of steps for ten grand! |
| Bank Of England |
| Mark dressed as a tramp tries to give away cash to business types around the Bank Of England with varying degrees of success. |
| IMF & the World Bank |
| Are mad. They are seriously tonto. |
| US Bank of Export and Import lent President Marcos 2.8 million pounds to build a nuclear reactor in an earthquake region at the foot of a volcano. What were they thinking? |
| They must have had a meeting |
| Our first ever prank |
| You need a good target, someone who doesn't expect you're going to heckle them and you need surprise and organisation. |
| Today there's the battle bus of Lord Bethell who is standing in the European elections and we'd like to join in the debate. |
| They follow behind the bus in a van with a megaphone adding to the megaphone campaigning coming from the bus. |
| They stop and accuse Mark of harrassing them and committing a criminal offence. |
| Red nose day |
| This is how we feed the staving kids in Africa |
| A bloke sat in a bathtub of baked beans for 8 hours to raise money. In somalia they must be sitting there saying "He's taking the fucking piss". |
| The whole thing work by guilt with sponsored swims by children, 20 lengths a pound per length. If the kid only does 15 lengths you might sit them down in front of the telly and say "That one, that's the one you killed". |
| Torython Day |
| The jumble stall is put up on College Green |
| Gathers quite a crowd of punters and makes a total of 23p |
| Takes the cheque to the Tory Office. |
| Liberals & the NHS |
| They had this idea that to pay for the NHS which is to take all the tax from alcohol and tobacco and put it into the NHS. |
| Brilliant idea, you'd be morally obliged to go down the pub! |
| What's that? Fun run, no, bollocks, I'm doing a drink-drive for Stoke Mandeville. |
| Back at the Torython |
| At Conservative Central Office |
| Security Guard gets someone to come down |
| No one will come down, but Nick the security guard accepts the cheque on behalf of the Tory party. |
| An impromptu conga unsues. "We've all saved the Tories, We've all saved the Tories, la-la-la-la, l-l-la-la." |
| Gary Bushell and BSE |
| Mark wanted to record a single with Right Said Fred called "An open letter to Gary Bushell. |
| It would be a little disco number with a trio of gay S&M male backing singers. |
| The chorus would be "Open your heart, take a look around, I'm sure that we can meet on the common ground." And the three backing singers would go "meet, meet, meet me on the common". |
| But the Sun did a piece on BSE with the headline "send us in your beef and we will eat it for you"! |
| In Peckham people are walking around with cows instead of Rottweilers now. |
| Credits |
| Written and performed by: MARK THOMAS |
| For: JENNY & CHARLIE BLUE |
| Dedicated to: RICHARD |
| Graphics: WISE & KORMELINK |
| Animation: DARREN DOHERTY, DEREK MOGFORD |
| Title Music: MARK JEFFERIS |
| Researcher: DOMINIC JOLY |
| Production Team: ALISON FRANCIS, SWATI SHAH |
| Props: SALLY GRAY |
| Cakes by: MRS THOMAS |
| Cameras: ANDY HOLLIS, DREW SEYMOUR, ROSS CIAPPESSONI |
| Sound: DON BROWN, MARK POUND |
| Gaffer: FRITZ HENRY |
| Sound Mixing: HACKENBACKER |
| Associate Producers: VIVIENNE CLORE, DOMINIC ENGLISH |
| Production Accountant: TOBY WARD |
| Production Assistant: SUZANNE DE EMMONY |
| Production Co-ordinator: SARAH ALABASTER |
| Director of Photography: ROB KITZMANN |
| Editors: COLIN GREEN, TRACEY JURY |
| Production Managers: JENNY HAY, PAT LEES |
| Series Producer: JOANNA BERESFORD |
| Producer: GEOFF ATKINSON |
| Director: ANDY DE EMMONY |
| PRODUCTION FOR CHANNEL FOUR |
| © Channel Four Television Corporation MCMXCVI |